BREAKING NEWS 🐾

The Australian Shepherd has been officially diagnosed with a rare and delightful condition known as:

“Velcro Pup Syndrome: Can’t Be More Than 6 Inches Away At All Times.”

Symptoms include:

🐾 0% ability to relax if you’re out of sight

🐾 150% enthusiasm for following you… even to the bathroom

🐾 Strong emotional distress if the door shuts without them

🐾 Sudden appearance on your lap during moments of productivity

🐾 Will only nap if they’re touching some part of your body

🐾 Scientists say it’s not separation anxiety…It’s extreme loyalty in its purest form.

Their settings include:
✅ Follow
✅ Follow Closer
✅ Lean Dramatically
✅ Soulful Eye Contact Until You Feel Seen

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